@DeadLioness: Just once I'd like a number between 1 and 10 to think of me.
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@ericsshadow: My son ran away again, but it gets worse. He changed the wifi password before he left.
@KittyShittyy: If I had ten cookies and you took one,what would you have? That's correct. A black eye and broken hand.
@ShortSleeveSuit: Girl: I like good boys Me [trying to impress her]: *shapeshifts into a pack of smiley golden retrievers*