@DeadLioness: Just once I'd like a number between 1 and 10 to think of me.
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@jdforshort: Laying in bed, watching the ceiling fan spin, my thoughts wonder to 1. Who turned the ceiling fan on 2. Why don't I have telekinetic powers
@peterjames48: We got a notice at work that a coyote had been spotted on the fitness trail, and I was, like, "Good for him."
@iGreenMonk: My girlfriend says she doesn't trust me. At least that's one thing she has in common with my wife.