@DeadLioness: Just once I'd like a number between 1 and 10 to think of me.
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@ninetek: if people paid attention to safety warnings at industrial sites, we'd have way fewer super heroes
@panmidwest: MOM: turn the volume down on your headphones or you'll go deaf! ME: that is sound advice
@ChaseMit: My girlfriend's car got stolen today, so if you see a man driving a dark green Honda Civic, PLEASE tell him I left some Skittles in there.