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@DeadLioness: Just once I'd like a number between 1 and 10 to think of me.
@SortaBad: [god designing humans]
Angel: there was a mix-up at the factory. The intestines are way too long
God: *stuffing em all in there* I got this
@Only_Fast_Eddie: Some women have mood swings... others have mood theme parks.
@benicus_rex: actually these are my therapy bees i'm allowed to take them on the bus with me
@djdarrellripley: Her: Hey, what does this dress say to you?
Me: I'm not in the mood to listen to your clothes right now, I'm drinking!!
@secondofhername: OMG THIS IS SUCH A SURPRISE THE THOUGHT OF WINNING AFTER A NOMINATION IS A PHENOMENA THAT BLOWS MY MIND HOW DID IT HAPPEN
- All Emmy winners