@Dawn_M_: Just once I'd like the guy hired to kill me to complete the job and not fall in love with me.
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@joeyhuggles: My favorite response to someone asking how something works... "Magic" even when I do know how it works. Because Lazy
@JoeBerkowitz: I'd watch Pimp My Ride: One Year Later, a show about people coming to terms with maintaining a fish tank and waffle-maker in a Ford Fiesta.
@StoferComic: An argument with my wife is like the gas pedal on a Prius. I can put my foot down, but I don't really expect much to happen...