@Dawn_M_: Just once I'd like the guy hired to kill me to complete the job and not fall in love with me.
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@VerbsRProudest: mmmm This chocolate speaks my language. Or it would, if it weren't being eaten. So. I guess it's probably horrified-screaming my language.
@sixfootcandy: (Avoids bear attack by spraying him in the face with Axe Body Spray) Bear: *crying and coughing* Why?