@NotKarma: Just once I'd like to meet a person whose job is to make captchas so I can slap him in the face for making my life difficult.
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@pleatedjeans: U can give out anything on Halloween it doesn't have to be candy last year I gave a kid my cable bill it was awesome he paid it & everything
@slyoung5: Good news: He told me I was his penguin. Bad news: Penguins only have sex once a year.
@LizHackett: Go to a suburban neighborhood, find the meanest mom with the biggest glass of white wine, and bring her to negotiate your new car purchase.
@Sassafrantz: Sitting on my hand until it gets numb so it feels like someone else is folding my laundry.