@jwoodham: Just once I'd like to see a celebrity show up to the red carpet in jeans and be like, "Oh, was this today? I was just in the neighborhood."
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@davedittell: the doctors gnash their teeth and howl through the night, but they dare not breach the lines of my apple orchard
@lisaxy424: Me: time for bed Brain: yeah I'm tired too M: really? wow we may actually get some slee- B: hey do you think anyone's died in this house?
@hmcpherson17: Sitting outside the dentist office eating Oreos, b/c I think everyone should earn their pay.