@trevso_electric: Just once, I'd like to see an honest Facebook status, like "happy birthday to my average-looking, sort of friend, Amanda!"
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@Dawn_M_: Sharks don't like the taste of human flesh, which must mean they are drama queens who only eat people for attention.
@fro_vo: "Hey Cyclops are you still dating Jean?" "No Storm, we broke up. You could say she's my..." *lowers sunglasses* *eye beams obliterate Storm*
@Starchily90: Any time someone says "have you seen that YouTube video?" I always say yes......... Cause otherwise they make you watch it on their phone
@_davidlucas_: If I reject your call the first two times, ring me again. I'm really just testing your resolve.