@trevso_electric: Just once, I'd like to see an honest Facebook status, like "happy birthday to my average-looking, sort of friend, Amanda!"
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@rickolantern: Text is the perfect way of saying I have some information I need to give you but I in no way shape or form want to hear your voice
@Maui_Speaks: I love wearing ear-buds and listening to the music loud at the gym, because no one can hear you if you fart...Why is everyone looking at me?
@krustythe_klown: WTH! @ The audience that just sat and watched the first ever magician to saw a lady in half.