@ScobeyWanKenobi: Just once I'd like to yell, "Don't you know who I am?!" because I'm important, not because I'm drunk and actually forgot.
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@Grommit56: Ooh, sorry, I totally misunderstood what you meant by "Come at me, bro". I'll get you a towel.
@Pork_Chop_Hair: I have this fantasy that all lights go out in the world when I’m at the grocery store. While everyone panics, I grab a head of broccoli, stab the base with a carrot, and light it like a torch. Look, I never said I was any good at fantasy, you guys.