@SavoirFail: Just ONCE, I'd like took deep into your beautiful eyes, and make hot sweet love with you without some pop-up window ruining the mood.
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@thebabylady7: Me: Man, I'm exhausted! I'm going to get a good night's sleep tonight. Toddler: hold my sippy cup
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