@muse_me_again: Just once when someone says, "Is anyone there?" in a scary movie, I want the villain to be like. "What up. I'm over here. You got me."
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@usermcuserface: Well if it isn't my old nemesis. Bathroom scale: twists mustache and laughs maniacally.
@Marlebean: When I die, I want people to think back lovingly about me and say "oh, I thought she was already dead"
@MavenofHonor: Listen, I've been stuck atop this condemned lighthouse for weeks now, and you don't hear me complaining. No one does