@cameronrbrown: Just one more week until I can finally eat candy out of my socks again.... without looking weird.
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@eudaimonium: Those who carry teensy cute purses shouldn't throw stones at those who wear cargo shorts, because I can carry more stones.
@BlindChow: [drunk w/ 2 kittens at a bar] give me another "haven't u had enough?" i'll tell u when i've had enough! *bartender hands me another kitten*
@nigelgodwin: I always have a suicide note in my shower so that i wont look stupid if i ever slip and crack my head