@cameronrbrown: Just one more week until I can finally eat candy out of my socks again.... without looking weird.
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@Smooheed: 3: mom I did a jump Me: it was great 3: mom I did a jump M: you did 3: mom I did a M: jump yes 3: mom I did a M: [jumps out window] me too
@GringoBrulee: Wife: wtf is this pile of clothes doing on the floor? Me: I struck down a Jedi. W: god I hate you. M: yes, use your hate