@T_Bonezzz: Just one time I wanna see The Bachelor get a cold sore
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@ehchinoo: Teach a man to shake and he will be able to greet everyone. Give a man a shake and all the boys will come to his yard
@krishna_van: Woke up at 6 & went for a jog before hitting the gym for an hour. Now I'm back home, making up a bunch of absolute bullshit about my morning
@juliussharpe: People with Bluetooth headsets always look like the least important people you could possibly call.