@T_Bonezzz: Just one time I wanna see The Bachelor get a cold sore
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@MattKrahe: A gentle reminder that as a duck billed platypus both lays eggs and produces milk, it is unusual in that it could make it's own custard.
@Dpressedspartan: My class teacher once said "Write and Practice." Turns out she was right. I practiced on my desk just before I started my exam and it worked
@LeonEarlgrey: I have been using teeth whitener, and now they are completely oblivious to the experiences and sufferings of other peoples.
@Lunatic_times: It might be a sign you have a drinking problem when the cashier at the liquor store asks if you own a bar.