@T_Bonezzz: Just one time I wanna see The Bachelor get a cold sore
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@ArfMeasures: [Date's house] ME: I'd love to see u again DATE: That would be nice ME [whispers to her dog] ok what do I do she thinks I'm talking to her
@joeljeffrey: That awkward sexual tension when everyone leaves the kitchen and you're left all alone with a chocolate cake.
@juliussharpe: Watching "Wizard of Oz". I'd forgotten how the neighbor wants to kill Toto and Auntie Em and Uncle Henry were fine with it. Family fun!