@AteSomeClowns: Just ordered some cops for my neighbours.
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@YUCKYBOT: "By night's end, one of these teams will be the victor." Thank you for that breakdown, Bob Costas. I was worried they might all die instead.
@audipenny: When someone tries to argue with me I'm like "hey pal let me stop you right there" and then physically turn them around to face someone else
@sarcasm_inc: I vote we change the word "bar" after "salad" because no one is taking this shot of ranch off me and its starting to get awkward.