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@AteSomeClowns: Just ordered some cops for my neighbours.
@vrunt: please god what the hell did i do to deserve all this *flashback to 12 years ago when i threw a flashbang at my own team in CounterStrike*
@sixfootcandy: People need to learn the difference between heroin and heroine. One is exceedingly more difficult to fit into a syringe.
@rickygervais: Marriage should be traditional. As it was in The Bible. Between a man and a rib.
@JohnHilsen: There will be no screen names left for our children's children.
@OpenClassMX: My actual wife and my twitter wife are talking via Kik. I will be camping in the woods forever if you need me.