@Ooft_Headshot: Just picked the remote up off the floor with my foot while laying on the sofa so I guess today is leg day.
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@awkwardphilippe: [5 mins after being stranded on an island with a group of people] Me: who do we eat first
@TheTweetOfGod: An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. But a tooth is worth half an eye, so an eye for two teeth also works, if you're out of eyes.
@joci2203: "Mommy when I grow up, I want to be a shoe" -straight up killin' it at this parenting thing