@thesulk: Just picked up an unknown call with a "Hello?" An old woman said "Joan?" So, I can cross "mistaken for a Joan" off the bucket list.
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@UnicornSyrup: Whenever people say "anything is possible", I think about trying to staple pudding to a tree.
@TheTweetOfGod: The platypus is what happens when you take a perfectly good concept and send it to network executives for notes.