@CaptainObtuse: Just printed out 50 copies of today's weather forecast to carry around with me today because I'm just not in the mood for small talk.
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@TimfromDa70s: I refuse to use the self-checkout isle at a store. What I will do is occasionally post up at the exit and ask to check shoppers receipts. If I'm gonna work at your store for free, I'm picking my own position.
@TaylorVirtue: GUYS GUYS GUYS, I just saw this dude wearing the stupidest . . . False alarm, just a mirror.
@TheRealPiney: I'm quitting drinking for a year. *I'm quitting. Drinking for a year. Sorry, punctuation is everything.