@ReelQuinn: Just pushed my cat’s paperwork off his desk.
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@iJesseWilliams: 1) In the interest of time, would ye noble patriots please provide a list of infractions punishable by spontaneous public execution? Thanks!
@2tickytacky: I remember when "Something's eating up data." meant that guy from Star Trek was deeply troubled.
@timdonakowski: If Coca-Cola REALLY cared about the obesity problem they'd put cocaine back in their recipe.
@heatherlou_: I'm not flirting with you. I'm just nice. Get over yourself. Except you. You get under me.