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@ReelQuinn: Just pushed my cat’s paperwork off his desk.
@MisterBombay: You guys ever see a mannequin and think she's completely out of your league?
@therepoguy: Me: I love you..Marry Me!
Burrito: I'm a Burrito..stop drinking.
@MMFlint: Conan: The US is on pace 2 b the world's largest producer of oil. So if history has taught us anything, the US will soon be invading the US.
@HatfieldAnne: A brightly-colored van drives slowly down our street. Kids gather excitedly. It is the Edible Arrangements truck. We are all betrayed.
@PaperWash: "Pharaoh, we have completed the pyramids. They align to communicate with the galaxy"
Sweet. Hey look at these stupid cats I drew LOL