@ReelQuinn: Just pushed my cat’s paperwork off his desk.
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@Ideal_Victoria: The older I get, the more I relate to those angry elderly people who go around biting others.
@GrantTanaka: I just found out that his full name is actually Vehicle Identification Number Diesel.
@girl_a_whirl: I've reprogrammed my FitBit to allow for more me time. And by reprogram, I mean I've attached it to the leg of a deer. I was born to run.
@iGreenMonk: It's all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.