@Cheeseboy22: Just ran a .3K (Ice cream truck wouldn't stop)
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@TheHarmonster: If you think your life is awful my mom keeps track of my "cycle" and just told me that I'm ovulating and that I should mingle more.
@Playing_Dad: [At vet] Me: My dog has been throwing up what looks like egg shells. Vet: What have you been feeding him? Me: Egg shells.
@minafisheyes: Facebook sent me a notification....unfortunately, my meth lab on Farmville blew up.
@KeetPotato: [me and some other dude wearing the same shirt at a party] me: "how did we both fit in this lmao"