@NotKarma: Just read a few inspirational tweets about courage and confidence and GUESS WHO IS GOING TO ROB A BANK TONIGHT?!!
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@DanMentos: "I think I have ADHD, doc" why? "I keep forgetting where I parked my Ford" that's not- "yeah I keep losing my Focus" get out of my office
@1Happytwit: My neighbours were listening to some pretty cool music until the arseholes asked me to turn it down.
@hippieswordfish: spot whats sandpaper like? dog: ruff whats the long grass on a golf course called? d: ruff whats the job market like? d: steadily improving
@perfect_boxx: I was asked to name my top 10 most favorite books. I don't have 10 so I just started naming insects.