@badbanana: Just realized I only had one meal today. One, thirteen-hour meal.
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@HatfieldAnne: Just because you didn't say "thank you" doesn't mean I'm won't say "you're welcome." No need for us both to behave the way you were raised.
@hstweetheart: I'LL TAKE TEN OF YOUR FINEST MIDGETS! THEY MUST BE CLEVER CONVERSATIONALISTS & KNOW HOW TO PARTY. ... "...Ma'am, this is a preschool..."
@HeyJennyConway: Oh baby, were not going to need a 'do not disturb' sign. We're going to need a 'please don't call the police were fine' sign.