@badbanana: Just realized I only had one meal today. One, thirteen-hour meal.
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@jdforshort: Green smoothies because who has the time or energy to chew 17 cups of spinach/lettuce/kale
@Br00klyn_BeAr: Do girls imagine themselves sucking in a invisible spaghetti when they're about to take a picture?
@PaulyPeligroso: "Oh, hey! I didn't even recognize you!" means "I saw you and tried to avoid you, but here you are."
@WordsOfaHooker: "So you're a foodie? What's a foodie?" "We enjoy eating out and trying new food." "So you're like everyone else, except you brag about it?"