@andiedandie0: Just realized my undies are on inside out .. Was gonna change them around . but I figured let the other side get sum action for a change .
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@WritePlay: I always assumed the movie "Grease" got its title from how those characters managed to fit into those pants.
@jasonroeder: The cashier seemed to appreciate that I bagged my own groceries until I unpacked them all and said, "That's how I want you to do it."
@HousewifeOfHell: 10 Ways to Put Me in a Better Mood: 1. Get 2. Your 3. Slow-ass 4. Car 5. Out 6. Of 7. The 8. Fucking 9. Left 10. Lane