@andreahardy33: Just realized the girl I flipped off in the parking lot is in my next class.. This could be awkward.
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@T_N_Crumpets: Bartender: YOU'RE the guy that drinks from the soap dispenser in the toilets? Me: [I try to say "NO" but it's just lavender scented bubbles]