@shariv67: Just realized the Master Card logo is a Venn diagram.
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@ItsAndyRyan: 3yo: I don't want a walk Me: Come on, it'll be fun braving the elements [An hour later] 3yo: *Very disappointed* Where are the elephants?
@MomOfTeen: My reactions 1st child's problems: I WILL fix this!! 2nd child's problems: Let me know if you need help. 3rd child's problems: Good luck.
@tigdonovan: Stop tweeting about what real women are and are not. You're going to blow my secret that I'm a lizard creature zipped into a woman suit
@joelycett: Flight attendant said I should exercise my legs then all of a sudden I'm 'causing a scene' and 'I didn't mean kickboxing.'