@carlyken: Just remember, every time someone misuses the word "epic" Zooey Deschanel covers another Smiths song on her ukulele.
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@iGreenMonk: To Do List : 1: Buy 4 Pigs 2: Paint numbers 1,2,3 & 5 on their backs 3: Release them in Wal-Mart 4: Sit back watch Security search for #4
@Contwixt: It is true. Time flies when you are having fun. However it is also true that Time eventually rests on a tree branch and shits on your head.
@KalvinMacleod: SCIENTIST: it's both man and machine ME: what's it called? S: I call it a cyborg M: I would have went with manchine S: *crushes test tube*
@JoshDenny: Apparently 50% of people prefer pizza to sex. What is wrong with people? Have they never had pizza?