@i_Lean: Just remember Mom, you can't spell "disappointment" without "appointment" which reminds me I have to be at Hooters at 9 for my interview.
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@kwirkyKerri: You said you wanted a video of me eating a banana. Nothing about me not slicing it. YOU'RE WELCOME.
@undeadmolly: Not usually a big fan of God, but I have admit telling Cruz to run for president then making him lose to a reality TV clown was an A+ prank.