@DirtMcTurd: Just reported a car as being stolen because the people inside are black and the stick figures on the rear window are white.
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@Adar79Angie: When you say, "save me some nachos" and I say, "okay" think Rose at the end of Titanic saying "I'll never let go"..as she lets go.
@ItsJennaMarbles: Running away doesnt help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run.
@abhorrent_wife: Being a parent means hiding in a closet to eat a donut so you don't have to share.