@DirtMcTurd: Just reported a car as being stolen because the people inside are black and the stick figures on the rear window are white.
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@patrickmarkryan: Radio Shack would have filed for bankruptcy years ago but they've been trying to do it using dial-up internet
@Barack_and_Joe: When your homie hyped you up to talk to a girl and you look back one last time before risking it all.
@amandalsabrook: College is cool because you get to pick what time your classes are and then still not go