@DirtMcTurd: Just reported a car stolen because the people inside are black and the stick figures on the window were white
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@NoogsCorner: Hundreds of years ago, a group of fat women secretly met under the cover of darkness. That night, they invented the word "voluptuous."
@nonsensetwit: If I had a daycare, I think it would be awesome to get each kid to wear one of those backpack-leash things and make them pull me on a sled.