@Bizarro_Mark: Just said, "Because I said so!," and my mom called demanding her royalty check.
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@LoveNLunchmeat: My debate style is more like Teddy Roosevelt. I carry a big stick in one hand, a sword in the other, and wait for you to agree.
@tsm560: I was all set to seize the day but this anti-seizure medication is a lot stronger than I thought.
@WheelTod: I’m not the type of superstitious idiot who worries about bad luck on Friday 13th. That’s silly. Me, I just take off to a nice quiet cabin in the woods, slaughter a pack of over-sexed teenagers, then kick back and chill.