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@AndyAsAdjective: Just said "No you can't have an apple because you'll spoil the pizza that's being delivered very soon."

I shouldn't be allowed to parent.

Just said “No you can’t have an apple because you’ll spoil the pizza that’s being delivered very soon.”

I shouldn’t be allowed to parent.

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