@CulturedRuffian: Just saw a bundt so big and beautiful I changed my sexual orientation to cake.
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@NotthatAdamWest: Judging by the size of her models, I'm guessing Victoria's Secret is lots and lots of cocaine.
@markleggett: People who push and shove to get on a flight before other passengers are possibly going to get to their end destination one second faster.
@Michael_Erhart: I'm gonna be a professional farmer when I grow up. I've been wanting to get in that field for years.