@CulturedRuffian: Just saw a bundt so big and beautiful I changed my sexual orientation to cake.
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@TheAlexNevil: Parents: don't give your child the answers to his homework. He needs to learn on his own that you don't know what you're talking about.
@HiddenPinky: "This does not bode well." - a guy at the returns desk, explaining why he's returning a boder.
@weinerdog4life: Me: nice car Friend: yeah 400 horsepower Me: that's like 7000 ducks Friend: what Me: what
@TheSweetestD_: Reasons to jump: 1. Trampoline 2. Skydiving 3. Bungee jumping 4. Kris Kross made you