@Chloestylo: Just saw a car with "Just Married" on the back window. Do people still do that? Get married, I mean..
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@Adam14: When people say "Let's not get off on the wrong foot here", I reply "Please don't get off on either of my feet".
@CornOnTheGoblin: [PAPARAZZI] Bugs Bunny is it true u were shot by Elmer Fudd [BB]°sips drink° that's ridiculous °water shoots out of holes° No more questions
@bananagrvyrd: So apparently you're supposed to change the lint filter in the dryer more than once a year firemen are hot
@bombfunk75: - Deletes FB account - Leaves Social Media - Moves to Himalayas - Pigeon comes with a note - Opens note - Candycrush request