@mstluvstrinkets: Just saw a commercial for weight gainer pills. Have the people with this "problem" not heard of pizza and alcohol?
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@scarfdud: my 80yr/o grandma is on facebook & she is a living click-bait article, she didn't even tell me what to do with it
@LibelousLurker: Note from 5yo: "I need help with my meth." I think she means math. Either way, asking for help is the first step, so good for her.
@ComedicBust: [at a wake] WIDOW: [crying uncontrollably] ME: [putting my arm around her] I saw you double dip that chip earlier.