@DeepDarkFear: Just saw a doctor eating an apple. My whole life is a lie.
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@JustEnduring: WANTED: Someone to have my babies and carry on my family name. No strings attached. You can even keep the kids.
@chrisdowning: Mozzarella sticks in the streets, mozzarella sticks in the sheets. There’s never a bad time for mozzarella sticks.