@DeepDarkFear: Just saw a doctor eating an apple. My whole life is a lie.
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@curlycomedy: When people write, "your dumb," maybe it's not a typo--they just mean stupidity belongs to you. "Here's your dumb now leave."
@Humor_Fetish: There's a fine line between flirty and creepy. And that line is called being good looking.
@causticbob: I went to a fortune teller and he told me a lot of money was coming my way. I walked out really excited, then I got hit by a Securicor van.
@bigmacher: Candy canes are the perfect treat. They are minty & put you into the holiday spirit & can easily be fashioned into a shank.