@ElizaBayne: Just saw a dolphin with a tattoo of a college girl struggling for individuality and freedom from her middle class parents
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@Izianikapani: Construction sites are dangerous places. I nearly blacked out holding in my stomach as I walked past one.
@rachelle_mandik: most german shepherds don't know much german at all and are relieved when you try english
@david8hughes: [inventing trees] Angel: what purpose do they serve? God: they give us oxygen. Also cats like to climb em Angel: can they climb back down? God [inventing the fire dept]: they cannot