@ScottLinnen: Just saw a Fiat 500 smash into a Smart Car on I-95. Cutest. Thing. Ever.
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@tsm560: My ex-girlfriend is getting divorced from my ex-best friend and I didn't think it was possible to be this happy.
@DanKCharnley: Don't make me take off my belt because then my pants would fall down and my body looks like an egg on toothpicks.
@CrankyPappy: I'm constantly amazed that only 26 letters in the alphabet can produce so much bullshit.