@CelebrityChez: Just saw a fly on my flight and all I could think was what a lazy piece of shit.
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@Playing_Dad: Her: What do you do? Me: I drill for oil. G: That sounds interesting. M: No, it's really... H: Don't do it, I'll leave M:...just boring
@1evilidiot: You people that are getting sex regularly either need to keep that shit to yourselves or be more descriptive.
@JPHaddadio: When my neighbor's bed starts rhythmically hitting the wall, I like to drum back. Last night, we had a real jam session going.