@CelebrityChez: Just saw a fly on my flight and all I could think was what a lazy piece of shit.
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@ThingsDrakeDo: A shopping mall. Drake walks past a man dressed as Santa, who yells out, "Ho! Ho! Ho!" "Yeah," Drake sighs as he keeps walking. "She was."
@retardedwriter: Every time I think the younger generation is stupid, I remind myself that we took a long time to figure out that WWF was all fixed !!
@sickipediabot: Breaking News ..... international womans day postsponed until tomorrow , as they haven't got anything to wear