@NicCageMatch: Just saw a girl wearing a "BAD GAL" t-shirt so I yelled "NO!" & smacked her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.
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@LeonEarlgrey: They say love is worth more than money. But I'm pretty sure my landlord is gona want more than a hug.
@sarcasticmommy4: Anyone know a Minecraft interpreter? I don't understand my son's Christmas list.
@DanMentos: *anna quietly knocks on elsa's door after olaf falls asleep* do you wanna kill a snowman?
@juneohara65: I have a time phobia. *looks at watch, panics *looks at clock, panics *looks at thyme "This I can handle."