@NicCageMatch: Just saw a girl wearing a "BAD GAL" t-shirt so I yelled "NO!" & smacked her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.
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@WoodyLuvsCoffee: "The last thing I want to do is hurt you. First I want to date you & get to know you."
@mzyvonne7: I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, if I die next Thursday
@TheTweetOfGod: Justin Bieber's home has now been thoroughly searched, but police have uncovered no evidence of talent.
@DomesticGoddss: Just showed my 4 yo niece that I can still do a cartwheel and now she is showing me where the ice packs are.