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@Midgetspar: Just saw a grasshopper jump on cement.
@TravLeBlanc: I see from the Before and After pictures that not only did she lose weight using the product, it also gave her a tan, makeup, and a smile.
@SamTR7: *Superman put glasses on Mt. Rushmore faces*
Lois Lane: "What the heck?? Who are those people up there?"
@Vodkantots: Americans keep saying they want to move to Canada.
As if Canada were even a real place.
@TheAlexNevil: Adult: If it ain't broke don't fix it
Child: If it ain't breakable, not interested
@serialstealer: I like my men how I like my cheesecake, rich and straight to my behind.