@o__0Dev: Just saw a guy using a payphone. I can only assume he’s being told where to deliver the ransom money.
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@SteveMartinToGo: This might be my ego talking, but I feel my weight-loss spambot followers care about me. They really, really, do.
@TwinSurvivalist: If I hear a bump in the night, I'm hoping my kids investigate and annoy any potential intruder until he leaves.