@KateQFunny: Just saw a guy wearing a hat that says "Don't Bother Me," so I asked him where he got it & how much it cost & whether or not it works.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@AnkCoupleTO: Her: Welcome to McDonalds sir, may I take your order? Me: *hands her a shovel with mouth agape* ALL. THE. FRIES.
@aaroncoal: I always keep gluten next to my bed in case a hipster breaks into my house in the middle of the night.
@Sassafrantz: My date said he wasn't looking for anything serious like I was trying to help him solve cold case files and shit.
@Dog_Marriage: Breaking news from My dog!! there ar Small animals outside sometimes, but especially Right Now.