@BruceForce: Just saw a horse drawn cart. Wasn't a very good cart. Horses are terrible artists.
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@DamnitJosh: "Better to be pissed off than pissed on!" Actually, I prefer a third scenario where I'm not angry or covered in piss.
@SuperRandomish: I imagine the best part about driving a smart car is that when there's no parking spots you can just put it in your backpack.