@BruceForce: Just saw a horse drawn cart. Wasn't a very good cart. Horses are terrible artists.
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@simoncholland: Hope my marriage can make it through another season of disagreement over the pronunciation of pecan.
@SwedishCanary: Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across America join together to raise the country's obesity statistics.
@weismanjake: If I were a cop and pulled a woman over for speeding I would keep crying until she let me give her a ticket.