@bencoffeehall: Just saw a license plate that said "LUV SLUG." I hope it shrivels up when they salt the roads in the winter.
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@robdelaney: Need special medicine for our son’s kidneys but we can’t afford it because we bought printer ink last week :(
@meganamram: Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. Also, no outside food, they are so strict about that.
@SortaBad: Pilot: Hi folks, I thought it'd be nice to speak to you out here instead of over the intercom. Unrelated, is anyone on board a locksmith?