@bencoffeehall: Just saw a license plate that said "LUV SLUG." I hope it shrivels up when they salt the roads in the winter.
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@jwoodham: Much like the giant panda and the snow leopard, the 20-something white girl without a wrist tattoo is now an endangered species.
@JJSummertime: I have this odd feeling that I'm going to be that crazy old lady that yells at everyone to get off the lawn. From my apartment balcony.