@Tmoney68: Just saw a man wearing a pager. Apparently, he's expecting a very important call from someone in 1994.
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@UncleDuke1969: To all of you who tweet constantly about drinking wine... Somebody has to say it. GRAPE JOKES AREN'T FUNNY.
@MythicPicnic: Home alone tonight The fridge is making weird noises I think the beer wants out....
@Pork_Chop_Hair: Instead of butterfly kisses, I give you moth kisses. They're crazy, frantic, all over the place- and quite honestly, you're terrified.
@mydmac: I really wish my twitter crush would scream out my name instead of 'hey you' every time he catches me in the tree in his front yard.