@Tmoney68: Just saw a man wearing a pager. Apparently, he's expecting a very important call from someone in 1994.
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@InternetHippo: If a cop is arresting you, just play the national anthem, he’ll be forced to stand still for the whole thing while you get away
@Reverend_Scott: ROBIN: Let me drive the Batmobile. BATMAN: Never. I'd rather let Superman- [wall breaks down] SUPERMAN: OMG REALLY BATMAN: No.