@Mikecanrant: Just saw a shooting star. The crime in this galaxy is getting out of hand.
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@TedBundybitch: 14: what could happen? Me: you could get her pregnant. 14: im not comfortable putting my dingaling in her thingaling Me:*writes suicide note
@jwoodham: Asking someone out is so unpredictable. You never know exactly how they're going to say no.
@DaleInc: This drink tastes like the neighbors will be hearing late night small arms fire. I swear I just saw a coyote or a squirrel or a tree or a...