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@BillMc7: Just saw a spider. It was sleeping. I crawled into its mouth.
@MyHairyLife: My kid wanted juice but I gave him water which he promptly turned into whine.
@NorthWestSays: Drake Bell needs to call his child Taco.
@briangaar: I'm just looking for a woman who is smart, funny & can drive a getaway car tomorrow morning at 8
@SamuelHLowe: It's not working out because we like different things. For example, I like quiet evenings at home, and she likes someone else.
@B_poling82: Cop: Have you been drinking?
Me: *sips beer
Cop: That was stupid.
Me: So was your question.