@jerryRenek: Just saw a squirrel jump about 15 feet from one tree to another. He is now my new emergency contact.
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@thegreatnanak: I'm like a squirrel. If I'm crossing a road, and a car comes by, I never know what to do. I just go mad.
@behindyourback: Dear Couples Who Fight In Public, stop trying to whisper and would it kill you to include some backstory.
@TheDeadfishSays: "Everything the light touches is ours," I tell my son while opening the fridge.
@jonnysun: *turns on internet* computor, i need to take a break from trying to achieve one thing. show me all of the achievments of others all at once