@TheCatWhisprer: Just saw a woman in Starbucks who was 10% scarf and like 90% boot.
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@hogrider05: H: Do you like carpet or prefer it bare? M: I'm OK with a little carpet of she shaves the rest H: We're talking about floors M: HR again?
@LurkAtHomeMom: [10 PM] If I go to bed now, I'll get a full 8 hours of sleep [3AM] Siri what is a grape nut
@juliothesquare: I sprained my wrist again furiously writing a check, tearing it from the checkbook and going "I trust this will suffice."