@TheCatWhisprer: Just saw a woman in Starbucks who was 10% scarf and like 90% boot.
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@ItsAndyRyan: *Child putting on clothes very slowly while singing* Me: You really need to hurry up – we're going to be late. *Child starts singing faster*
@DelanieFischer: People who don't have a name for their newborn, What the shit did you do for 9 months?
@InternetHippo: Me: I am a taxpayer. I pay your salary. You work for ME Waiter who’s refusing to bring me extra rolls: None of that is true