@TheCatWhisprer: Just saw a woman in Starbucks who was 10% scarf and like 90% boot.
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@Tups13: Her: You know what turns me on? Adventurers who survive adversity. Me: Once I got lost inside my duvet cover and thought I was going to die.
@MdUNH: Expendables 4 (Rated R): Tom, Sylvester & Wiley Coyote coldly hunt down & eat Jerry, Tweety & Roadrunner. Directed by Quentin Tarantino.
@jilleb163: Sometimes I think I should introduce myself to my neighbors just so they don't describe me to the police as "Quiet and keeps to herself."
@ahoytheboat: my criminal record is only clean because of how fast i can run with my pants around my ankles.