@AnkCoupleTO: Just saw Samuel L. Jackson order a couple of bagels. He paid for them and said thank you so basically now my whole life is ruined
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@LurkAtHomeMom: If you haven't told your kids that wine is made out of whiny children then congratulations I guess you're a better parent than me.
@hazelmotes1: Why does everyone have to point out they adopted their dog? Are they worried that we are suspicious because it doesn't look like them?
@fro_vo: i catch her eye from across the room she smiles i make my way thru the crowd we meet "hi" hi "here's your eye back" thanks nice catch
@nerdreign: Courtney Love thinks she found the plane. It's like God doesn't trust us to write our own jokes.