@OhNoSheTwitnt: Just saw the first robin of the year so you know what that means. Batman can't be far behind.
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@ch000ch: it's always sad when you have to take your sick goldfish out to the pasture and shoot it in the head.
@tjcirimele: *cat lays on my leg* *I remain perfectly still for hours, so she won't leave* *I move half an inch* *cat buys bus-ticket for next town over*
@CelebrityChez: Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, your pets in tupperware, your grandad in a crockpot and your mother in law in a ziplock bag.