@BeingDBEAST: Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight!!
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@notalogin: Girl are you a prescription from my doctor 'cause you might be good for me but I can't read you at all.
@onion_an: Dentist: I'm going to take your tooth out Me: Ok then [later that evening] Dentist: Well this is nice My tooth: I'm having a lovely time