@BeingDBEAST: Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight!!
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@XplodingUnicorn: Me: You ate all the cookies and your sister got none. What does that tell you? 4-year-old: I won.
@Hormonella: There is a piece of aluminum foil blowing across the road and all I can think is that one of you is without your protective headgear today.