@BeingDBEAST: Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight!!
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@bridger_w: If your name got called on The Price is Right, it'd be fun to scream, jump up and down, and then run full speed out of the studio
@WheelTod: Batman: Damn! Someone needs me! Date: That's not the bat signal! Batman: Date:You're just doing shadow puppettry on the wall with your hands
@Bob_Heller: "Sir... your family is dead. APRIL FOOLS!!!! Kidding!!! Your son made it! He's in a coma! OMG You shoulda seen your face!" - Worst ER doc