@GaryJanetti: Just saw you on the beach and think you might look better in something that covers you a bit more. Like your car.
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@jdbalani: The self checkout lane was probably invented by a guy who was sent to the store to buy tampons.
@YUCKYBOT: I wouldn't want lesbian parents. Not because I'm homophobic. I just don't want to get stuck in an endless loop of "Go ask your mother."