@GaryJanetti: Just saw you on the beach and think you might look better in something that covers you a bit more. Like your car.
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@KKBowls: [at my house after 1st date] me: so, do you wanna have some sex? her: well, I don't normally do this...but I think I'll pass
@Muath_tu: My neighbor doesn't like it when I put garbage in his backyard so I stopped burying people there.