@GaryJanetti: Just saw you on the beach and think you might look better in something that covers you a bit more. Like your car.
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@awkwardphilippe: [opens fortune cookie] -You will have a great night "aw, that's neat, wait there's more" [unrolls note further] marish clown assassinate you
@RealDMK: If I ever go missing, just follow my kids. They can find me no matter where I try to hide!