@GaryJanetti: Just saw you on the beach and think you might look better in something that covers you a bit more. Like your car.
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@Michael_Erhart: "I'd like to raise a toast." *Cradles bread in arms, accepting this step into motherhood*
@SteveSuckington: "What if I tried to put a ball somewhere and you tried to stop me" -guy who invented sports
@Cravin4: Marital Law & Martial Law while look similar have very different meanings... .. Except at my house.
@YayForAnxiety: Me: "Hello? Yeah hi I'm calling about your commercial where the woman looks really happy cleaning the kitchen, what's her number?"