@garrettbarry70: Just shook a piece of cellophane off my finger and now I'm exhausted.
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@IntrepidDeviant: What if Jesus actually walked on Walter and that whole water thing was a typo that no one corrected coz there was no Twitter?
@TheRolo: I don't know who you are, but if you don't stop sending me phone books, I will find you.....and I will kill you.
@lasergirl70: My cat that died 3 years ago got a letter saying she needs to register if she wants to vote, showing how well Florida handles elections.
@zgbetty: The hardest part of parenting is standing idly by while your children build a mediocre couch fort.