@garrettbarry70: Just shook a piece of cellophane off my finger and now I'm exhausted.
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@SumukhComedy: Every Liam Neeson movie now is just him talking on the phone then killing people, right?
@Quanty_J: Me: Look. There's a deer. Hunter: Don't spook it. Me: *slowly stuffing a werewolf mask back into my backpack*
@KentWGraham: Don’t be fooled by the treadmill in my basement. I got it so I can be in a recliner drinking a beer even when I’m walking the dog.