@garrettbarry70: Just shook a piece of cellophane off my finger and now I'm exhausted.
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@ErrenMichaels: [First person to ride a horse] 'I'm going to sit on that thing and I don't care how angry it gets.'
@HomeProbably: People keep accusing me of using the wrong words in my sentences. It's like everyone in my life has turned into a grandma nazi.
@sumpeoplelikeit: If you ask me where your glasses are, and they're on your head, I will help you look for them forever.