@garrettbarry70: Just shook a piece of cellophane off my finger and now I'm exhausted.
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@sgothreau: What the hell Hollywood? I've never had to rub blood between my fingers to know that it's blood.
@KenTremendous: "Owen, you must hide this baby, at all costs, from Anakin Skywalker." "Okay. Should we continue to call him Luke Skywalker?" "Seems fine."